I hope you all are doing well. The weather is slowly improving, but about time eh. Anyways with the better weather comes an invigorated sex drive. And where do we turn when we fail to get laid in this lovely city of ours?
Last weekend I hit the strip club in the centre of the city. The Zanzibar has a special place in the hearts of many Torontonians. Especially those that arrived in this city after they turned 19. It was the first one I hit 5 or 6 years ago 🙂
Not much has changed, I think its the same bouncers at the door from my first time, but the girls have changed. For the better? Probably not, its quality level has stayed the same if not fallen. Nonetheless, the girls are still smoking hot!
First the major pro I completely forgot about. Lap dances at $10 a song aint bad eh, but the catch is its not in private, but rather where you normally sit and watch the stage. Its kind of embarrassing having a girl dry hump you in front of your friends, and you have to make sure you dont get too frisky, eyes are ON YOU! That said though, its $10 bucks, and a nice way to gauge whether the girl will actually show you a good time or just sit on your dick and make faces (will write about that in another post).
The girls on stage do not seem too enthusiastic, it seems like they have been doing this for years, and now that I think about it, they did seem on the older side. A few young ones, but a fair bit of milfs. 2 dangerous looking Russian grannys also stay on the prowl. They are fucking sexy, but seem too bored to do anything. The rest of the girls are not too pushy, so maybe thats a good thing if you feel you “pick up” the strippers, but definitely not my thing.
The drinks were also not that well priced, at about $8, it still means you gotta pay $10 for the beer, that in a place like this shouldn’t be more than$6. However the bunny outfits the servers were wearing were very erotic, I was probably checking them out more than I was the strippers.
The club is also quite sketchy if I may say so. Im not one to shy away from shady areas, but in a strip club you have to be careful. You hear horror stories all the time, phones being stolen, people scammed, etc. And there is not much you can do, the bouncers will walk with you to the ATM and make sure you take out the cash they claim you owe.
So with all that said, I would not go back to the Zanzibar any time soon. The location is quite good though, so at times it makes it the best option, but if I do go there it would be for a beer or 2, not more. Maybe for a $10 trial dance, but thats it. There are better options out there for the locals, let the tourists give it business, our dollars will get us better value elsewhere.
More to come soon on the best strip club I have hit in a while, the one and only “Filmores”
Take care Debaucherers